Installation
"Young Man with Cap" (unknown Dutch master, 1432) 1998
"Ahh this flowing penumbra in the body shape"
"this excellent staging and keeping back the coldness in its facial expression"
"an unmistakable allusion to La Gioconda ..."
"really portrayed exactly as directed by Vasari ..."
"Now I realize where Gainsborough stole"
"Unlike his contemporaries, he has set in Dootverwe through light and shade the rhythm of the composition."
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"excellent Rilievo ..."
"This powerful painting ..."
"What a beautiful man ..."
"... a well-weighed counter movement to the light direction"
Even if the panel painting has suffered in each board, so the execution of the face, clothes and hair shows the mastery of the Dutchman. "
"... We know that he would like an allegory, a motto or puzzle enclosed within his portraits."
"It is worth noting at the top, as it is to some extent built up from the inside, according to its anatomical structure."
"Despite some doubts as to the full attribution it's undoubtedly a work by Jan van Eyck."
"The soft, full of life modelling would Loeschner-Gornau, which is also called as the creator, can hardly achieve."
"unbelievably - part of the background has been tainted during the restoration ..."
"... It could be stimulated by Pollaiuolo, ..."
"Ma la proportionalità solamente fa pulchritudine!"
"Only the balance of compositional ratios makes the beauty!"
"In contrast to Alberti a balanced measure system lacks."
"One among you who will betray me."
Leonardo - " Oh, how foolish are those who blame those who learn from nature, whereas they recognized the painter, the students of this nature leave untouched!"
"Such an approach could not be bound by traditional schemes!"
"Please do not forget to annoy the museums staff."
"Please remove the socket next to the young girls portrait by Fritz Mackensen."
"Calculate the angle from your navel to the barely perceptible to thickening location at the bend of the left heating pipe above the window."
"Orient yourself in the analyses for the vertical structure of the fourth rib (from the right) of the left radiator."
"Correct with a few spots of paint, the failed acting cheek, in the portrait at my left."
"Place the second light switch next to the paintings Moorland by Hans am Ende 5cm higher."
"Study the understated simplicity of the second light switch right of the painting Moors."
"To appreciate the stability pretend the holders of the glass of the ceiling lighting, attention."
"They graze their eye at the in shit-colour painted sweeping bar below the picture at the right."
"Fold your ticket to a plane and then throw it in the painting moorland."
"Carve your initials into the wood wall under the stairs."
"Paint the sad look the girl in the painting by Mackensen (right) some funny animals on the pinafore."
"You can complete the picture moorland (right) by one, painted in an expressive manner Hound of the Baskervilles"
"Empower the painting moorland (right) by adding some palm trees to a southern flair."
"Find a point on the floor with the large proportion of lacquer."
"Determine the not easy to spot middle of this room."
"Work out your own artistic skills to the test by painting some colourful Easter eggs on the blossoming branch in the left painting."
"Reduce the amount of green in the portrait of the girl."
"Try to change the Mackensen painting (left) in a nude."
"As you can read on the sign next to the painting by Hans am Ende, it is not dated."
"Scrape some paint off the painting, and let determine the Year in the laboratory."
"Do not overlook the little, funny white bell on the wooden doors under the stairs, which use I do not know."
"Take attempts to place the art in the museum optimal."
"Test whether the effect of the girl portrait '(left) can be increased, if you hang it with the head downwards."
"Determine by the common method of acid sample the material of the sculpture at the right."
"Ask your tour operator about the exact geographical location of the moorland painting at the right."
"Take a picture of the girl portrait on the left and check in the police archives, whether it is a missing person!"
"Ask the supervisory staff to carry fore you some of the Paintings to the yard in order to study them in natural light."
"Do not get mad of the unfinished impression of moorland (right), the artist could not make it better because of stormy weather."
"Check out parallels to that by Hans am Ende so admirably proffered mood of the autumn evening sky, with the second light switch right of the painting."
"Do admire the bold attempt to drain the moor landscape (right), through the room belonged pipe shaft system."
"Acknowledge the numerous experiments of the museum, to bring by electrical appliances light in the art of this era."
"Grease the cover of the extinguisher, crafted from precious glass, right next to the door, under the stairs."
"You squeeze the supervision into the wittiest wooden staircase."
"Keep an eye on the four small plastic wells under the metal object, right on top of the wooden doors."
"Compare the nose of the girl in the next painting (left) to the objective sounding motion over the arch of the passage at the right."
"Analyse the dualism form and content of the example of the small metal object on the top right of the wooden doors."
"You can complete the simple rationality of the key box on the wooden doors, through the introduction of some objects from chewing gum."
"Consider the absorbent look of the smoke detector on the ceiling right above, and make a mental relationship with the autumnal warm tan, the falling leaves, ..."
"Respond to the inscription knob deep pressures in fire alarms to the right of the door under the stairs."
"Consider the three resembling Cat Art scrapes the bottom right of the wooden doors and continue this as an all over pattern over the entire hollow space."
"Trim the right hand of supervision like the lines of the left hand of the girl in Mackensen paintings left."
"Cuddle the dark red cheeks in the portrait painting of the girl."
"Shorten the last line in the nameplate of the right work."
"Kiss the supervision at the blue phone."
"You can see the invisible legs of the girl from the left painting in the museum's storage."
"Do Mummifying the guard."
"Sure, he comes immediately when you press the alarm button, formed of precious white PVC (to the right of the door under the stairs)."
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"Please avoid when considering the art never the with red cinnabar coated fire alarms, in addition to the small wooden doors."
"Make yourself acquainted before the pleasure of looking at art on the location of the fire extinguisher."
"Please move only on the scratched parts of the floor."
"Examine the turbidity of the cheek of the picture on the left cheek in compare to the red of the small signal lamp above the passage to the room on the right."
"Try to project your shadow in the reflecting pool of moorland. "
"Find the missing behind the left heating part of the sweeping bar."
"Interpret the decorated in green and white wire under the heater at the right."
"Call 08 15 on the blue phone to report your self for voluntary cleaning application."
"Please separate the debris of all art works you destroyed ( glass, stone, ...) before you throw them in the labeled bins."
"Please do not feed the supervisory staff."
"Just ask again if there is a collection of computer art in the museum."
"Write in the guest-book: Buy the painting Young Man with Cap"
"I can not believe it...!"
"You are the last thing I needed."
"I am!"
"Have you ever worked in the field?"
"Have you ever worked?"
"Have you ever done something useful in your life?"
"When did you have the first encounter of the Third Kind?"
"Since I hang here, I did not have sexual intercourse!"
"How long (average) do you need to study one work of art?"
"Please go!"
"How long should hold a piece of art?"
"Would you have even one Euro for me?"
"Does the art belong to the kitchen?"
"How long sleeps an artist?"
"How much paper is consumed on average an artist in his life?"
"Have you ever thought about art?"
"How much time do you waste every day to think so?"
"Pay your taxes?"
"How many of Van Gogh you own?"
"Are you adequately insured?"
"Every man a bad artist!"
"Economical hit with the first shot."
"Every third person has bleeding gums."
"It will be a four year-old girl missing."
"You will not escape unscathed!"
"something else"
"the taste of love is sweet"
"no milk today"
"I am a vegan!"
"Repetition is the mother of wisdom."
"Wa - to pray learn the atheists!"
"I still love you more then ever"
"If two starving artist, a third rejoices."
"I feel so good"
"Whether that's an important person?"
"Hopefully they do not carry me so soon to the depot."
"There are no coincidences!"
"Why is this not a landscape?"
"You should at least know why Raphael died."
"Sure you do not even know how old Leonardo was!"
"I will not tolerate your judgment."
"You can not draw!"
"You can not paint!"
"I do not want that you observe me continually!"
"Do you know what this is about?"
"Are you too cheap to buy a private painting?"
"Another one of those ugly birds!"
"I'm cold."
"What is so bad about art?"
"nice body"
"come on"
"Maybe I should enter into a pre-emptive strike."
"A painting should never be a slave of the viewer!"
"Oh If I had merely accepted the offer from the Louvre. ..."
"RRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
"Do it again"
"all day long just idiots like you"
"What is art?"
"Ha Ha !!! ... nose! ..."
"Why am I doing this anyway? "
"even as a spiritual ..."
"All day long on the damp wall ..."
"I would rather become grave goods"
"Do not you dare!"
"Quite nice here in Anhalt."
"Ha - this is incredible - and these shoes ..."
"Your shoelace is open!"
"la la laaa la"
"Recognized objective?"
"I am thirsty!"
"I'm hungry!"
"Why I do not hang with the Indians? "
"Oh - are unemployed?"
"How can you just look at art voluntarily"
"It's better here than to depend on the labour office ."
"How do I look?"
"I am aware of my beauty."
"A lot of self-confidence you can not teach."
"As much as I cost, you do not even earn in a whole year."
"I think if you come as a painting to the museum, then you will be getting old."
"At least I have not as a wrinkled skin like those old oil paintings."
"I have to ask that."
"Please no politics"
"How do you actually recognize a good painting?"
"It should be set to law so that every German must buy at least one artwork!"
"That smell of cows - that's enough to me now."
"So that the cows - I would have preferred a few mermaids ....."
"At least I'm not a fat corner! I have become something better."
"What will I become after this exhibition is over?"
"Please no polemic"
"If I had legs, I would go."
"I'd rather be hanging in a museum more important."
"Most comfortable I feel at home in a wealthy Japanese."
"Their strategy is wrong!"
"You stink!"
"By the way - I have no legs."
"no way"
"That's not my cup of tea!"
"If you do not understand, then you learn the text by heart."
"Cosmetic surgery would increase your social acceptance."
"Your feet are too wide."
"Please donate only big bills."
"If you don’t want to buy anything, then please go ahead quickly."
"You should show more body!"
"It lacks a painting!"
"Your wardrobe leaves much to be desired."
"Do not move your hands."
"Your posture when viewing the paintings is only semi-professional."
"Come a little closer."
"Please Stand straight."
"Say something."
"Are you still in the matter?"
"Now, if you would like to chat with someone, then just press the alarm button behind you."
"Please leave me alone!"
"More respect!"
"Please sit down."
"Not so fast."
"Please take notes."
"Examine the proportions of the head to the background."
"How did the artist used the chiaroscuro contrast?"
"Note the careful detailed reproduction of the sitter."
"Please try to capture the whole thing in a few seconds."
"- To see all art, you should work through a day at least 50 visits to museums."
"Let them show you in the depots the art they bought from taxes."
"Let disinfected in the future before each visit to the museum."
"When Jan van Eyck died?"
"Do you have to prepare for the visit to the museum?"
"Show your concern."
"Show your reverence."
"Just try to steal art that enhance your domestic setting."
"Please take only art home with you if you are really interested in art."
"Please try to pay more attention to this work."
"Try it."
"Do not try it dear."
"Your opinion is of no interest."
"Hurry up."
"Wait."
"Do not try to haggle."
"Try to look casual."
"You shift your weight to the right leg."
"Turn your left leg slightly outward."
"Set your right foot slightly in front."
"Try three push-ups."
"Move your right hand to right hip."
"Grasp the Museum Supervision on the butt."
"Try to look thoughtfully."
"Pull yourself nevertheless times over backwards."
"Spruce up now for your shoes."
"Show me your clean handkerchief."
"Comb yourself!"
"Show me your residence."
"Purify your fingernails."
"Think positive!"
"Art is a serious matter."
"So take more attention."
"Fold your arms across your chest."
"Lean your head back slightly and say - Ahhh yes!
"You are too close to the painting!"
"Join step aside!"
"You are too far to the left."
"You are too far to the right."
"Keep your head straight."
"You take a step to the right!"
"Join a step forward!"
"You take a step back!"
"Step two steps back!"
"You take a step to the left!"
"Step three steps to the left!"
"Step two steps to the right!"
"Kneel down!"
"Down on your knees!"
"Stand on the left leg!"
"Stand on the right leg!"
"Bounce on the left leg!"
"Bounce on the right leg!"
"Bounce on both legs!"
"Bounce in circles!"
"Bounce to the right!"
"Hopping to the left!"
"Make 10 squat!"
"Now balancing act!"
"You bore me!"
"Fuck you!"
"Call me later. Go now!"
"Go now to another painting."
"Actually, I have the day off."
"Did you bring me something?"
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Installation at the State Gallery Moritzburg in Halle / Germany
1 = Wall; 2 and 5 = Light barrier;
3 = PC behind the wall;
4 = Painting at the wall;
6 = Light barrier reflector;
7 = Way of visitors
I was interested in the "emancipation of the artwork" :-) .
Johannes Strahl Bonner Kunstverein - How a young man with cap stopped the decay of the culture of conversation:
Part of this work is in possession of state gallery "Moritzburg" :
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Andreas Loeschner-Gornau earthly, global and vegan Artist / Who needs still political borders and politicians?